last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
