good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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