You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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