hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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