I showed him my bush... on skype.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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