My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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