So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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