only if we run a train.
done.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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