I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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