what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you made out with another girl for some wings
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
