Say something about gay babies.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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