why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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