The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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