Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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