Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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