susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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