He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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