I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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