I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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