im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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