Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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