what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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