I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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