I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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