I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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