im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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