So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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