He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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