The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
