I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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