My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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