Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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