my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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