He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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