Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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