She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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