At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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