Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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