Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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