Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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