Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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