i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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