That's intense
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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