That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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