you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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