How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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