State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Randomize
