You're my little dorito
She's JV to your varsity
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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