i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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