big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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