Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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