Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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