google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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