I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I fill condoms, not promises.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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